Ban appeal on behalf of Mr. Asscastle

[Rtas]

Hello,

I'm with the law offices of Huntard and Huntard. Here to represent my client, a PILLAR of the community and much beloved. Asscastle the Tauren priest. My client is innocent. Now you might have so called things such as "evidence", but I can assure you. This "ban" isn't just restricting my client from playing. It's DEPRIVING the community of a MUCH BELOVED community member. This injustice needs to be corrected immediately, not just for my client but for the COMMUNITY who loves him so much.

[Doaksie]

I know nothing of the case, but after reading this lawyer's passionate plea, I am totally convinced of his client's innocence.

[Kestrel]

Smart move getting proper representation.

Chat infractions that I see are far from the worst infractions I've seen. That being said, your "client" has been muted 12 times now, and just got off a 5 day ban a week or two ago. I will have to uphold the existing ban as clearly a longer break is needed.

[Rtas]

Smart move getting proper representation.

Chat infractions that I see are far from the worst infractions I've seen. That being said, your "client" has been muted 12 times now, and just got off a 5 day ban a week or two ago. I will have to uphold the existing ban as clearly a longer break is needed.

ONLY twelve? he told me he had a lot more, well isn't that a pleasant surprise. Also I'd like to point out my client is illiterate and with a learning disability. He was dropped on his head as a child you see. I don't think those infractions are even worthy considering some of the more HEINOUS things said to Gnomes on a regular basis. Some of which MY CLIENT, has said himself. yet are we to believe that ONLY Mr. Asscastle is to be punished?

I'd also I've been told to relay this message on behalf of my client;

Tauren boob....sexo

I think that speaks for my client's innocence.

[Cacaruta]

Man I need this lawyer better than Saul Goodman

[Asscastle]

im got representated............but im add 2 cent...........i got all cent in world...........what be ceo at money factory irl..........take break from bench 6000 pound.............and have im massive 9 foot [REDACTED] get attention from world most sexier womans.........but here im go..........

number one ..........if glove not fit.......guy must acquit........believe im when said it........they not made glove big enough for [BANNED SPEECH].........im refer at XXXXXXL condominium...........call around universe but nobody make..........so that point one in im favor.................

point two............gnome man proven be evil.........many time disguise of baby or child to fool womans..........im do public service announce.........valuable at community.............it in law book principal call "choice of evils"................choice the guy who say it like it be............not evil carnation (gnome man).............

suspect real reason for ban is cause u guy milk man gnome for money............need micro scope n eye dropper for that...........judge not imparted cause he sell gnome milk at yurope mans..........see they spread on cracker and eat.......it delicacy.........more costed then caviar or import hot dog...........im hurt livelihood or something...........guy if u need money im ceo in money factory...........im hook u up...............

also somehow im get mans what like other mans mad...........im say.........it ok be guy lover..........sometime im get diamond at cute mans..........so like 50 percent homogenized.............bisected even...............proof be in pudding:::::::: https://static1.e621.net/data/c5/cb/c5c ... 3008c8.png hope that embed cause it real cute like (its not porn)............anyway all gnome mans batt for other team...........so fruitcaked they get homo run with all freebase loaded ...........well know scientific fact.........pier reviewed snopes fact check in bibble koran talmud I chung tripitaka even analect of confusion...........spread the word............

so im cut you guy plea deal............im hereby promised not to::::::::
1...........describate gnome anatomy to good........like how they got pocket dimensions inside they chocolate starfish.............full of all kind of crazy thing..........or got little fire man so small electron microcope cant find..............
2...........stop mention gay guy too much like............seem they sensitive bout that .........
3.........if im get plea deal im NOT call bill gates for favor............he owe me good.........also got 9 billion mosquitoes..........and you guy got chimney...........do math.............

and you give me like half sentence..............sound good.............im rest the case...........otherwise what I get ban for??????????? tell suckulent truth about gnome mans..........hmmmm suck.........im wish could suck on tauren boob..........sexo.........like it more bigger than man head.............shoot milk out but im mouth not big like........so it spray every place............god damnn Im wish that me............think in it ..............

[Icantkite]

unban him pls

[Knifewrench]

I think all bg afking nzothlings deserve bans over what this person has done, u can ignore people typing. Ignoring bg afkers doesnt remove their toxicity. #freeasskettlebanafkers

[Asscastle]

I think all bg afking nzothlings deserve bans over what this person has done, u can ignore people typing. Ignoring bg afkers doesnt remove their toxicity. #freeasskettlebanafkers

basical yeah.............god maked ignore button on mmo..........so baby mans what take video game chat super serious like not bleed out anus .............because rage................solvent problem................

[Wubc]

I am formally requesting we extend the ban to a life time one based solely on the formatting of that post.